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ferretorium:

ROLY POLY BABIES ♥♥♥

helloxav:

soon i will regret drawing it

Paging Saint Sebastian…

allbeareverybear:

it was a cuter idea in my head

welp

arjache:

pottylurveslooney:

jethrowilbury:

Before American Independence Day is over, I just had to post a little something from 1776. Ron Howard’s brother and “Mr. Feeney” portray Thomas Jefferson and John Adams.

~~I ship it.~~

Heck yes I ship it.

My only objection to this gif is that it doesn’t linger long enough to show the full body language of how long he holds that loom. It is a mighty loom, and John Adams does nothing to get out of it.

diatomatic:

Loki: You know you crave subjugation

Equius: D—> MY BODY IS READY

Will someone with artistic talent please draw this ship for me? I will mail you a cool present. I promise. I kind of ship this real hard and have since about 1/4 the way through the Avengers movie. I feel like if they met they would, like, take turns making the other one kneel. And then towel each other off. And then maybe cuddle BUT NEVER TELL ANYONE. Also Loki has horns?!? I DON’T KNOW GUYS.

I cosign this both sincerely and ironically. Also possibly sincerely ironically.

Also I doubt Loki is interested in taking turns and I doubt either of them is concerned by that.

WHAT BASICALLY HAPPENED

demon-hipster-chick:

And it was so very, very good.

hammer-against-the-ice:

the-gays-of-our-lives:

hamburgerjack:

kuhtaystuff:

twinarmaget-it-on:

ybfan666:

magicbunni:

pwennies:

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick

He’s very open-minded.

Or very open-legged.

wh

Mommy you’re not looking!

“I see you Baby.”

“You’re not looking! Look!”

“I’ll look later. Mommy needs a cocktail.”

Yes. This.

VERY OPEN LEGGED

I still haven’t watched the Thor movie, but this thread finally confirms for me that all the Sleipnir stuff on Tumblr is because fans are mythology freaks, not that Sleipnir miraculously made it into the movie.

Also, PONIES.