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diatomatic:

caffeineandcarpaltunnel:

diatomatic:

Loki: You know you crave subjugation

Equius: D—> MY BODY IS READY

Will someone with artistic talent please draw this ship for me? I will mail anyone who draws this ship a cool present (probably baked goods or a trinket), I promise. I kind of ship this real hard and have since about 1/4 the way through the Avengers movie. I feel like if they met they would, like, take turns making the other one kneel. And then towel each other off. And then maybe cuddle BUT NEVER TELL ANYONE. Also Loki has horns?!? I DON’T KNOW GUYS. I bet just THINKING about the highness of Loki’s blood would overwhelm Equius. 

WELL WHY THE HELL NOT

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG. SO GOOD. This day is a good day. The offer still stands, so keep it coming, dudes.

The spot under my chin is tingling just looking at this.

diatomatic:

Loki/Equius, the subjugation ship, drawn by the lovely and talented Shersock-Holmes in perfect response to my request. You should probably go follow her right now!

I am so in love with all of this! Ahahah it’s amazing. I especially love Loki’s troll horns and just EVERYTHING about the way you drew Equius. He’s exactly my headcanon. Towels all around!

Also I am calling this ship Loquius, and I still will mail anyone who draws it for me a present.  Sorry this scanning job is the best I could do! 

I’m gibbering quietly over here.

frostprinceloki:

isali3:

… i feel the need to share this finding with everyone..

This did not happen. It didn’t.

#geminiform bait
My dear, you know me so well. Cross-gender selfcest in corsetry and I … am tempted to start expressing myself in Tumblr-isms.

frostprinceloki:

isali3:

… i feel the need to share this finding with everyone..

This did not happen. It didn’t.

#geminiform bait

My dear, you know me so well. Cross-gender selfcest in corsetry and I … am tempted to start expressing myself in Tumblr-isms.

Sorry to spam you with my equius/loki stuff, but you seemed interested. DID YOU SEE THIS ONE?!?diatomatic(.)tumblr(.)com/post/26028195413/caffeineandcarpaltunnel-diatomatic-loki-you

I DID and it is not spam it is beauty forever and I always want to know. In this case I already knew and it is in my reblog queue.

I tend to have about a week backlog on my reblog queue, but I don’t mind not being first on things because then low-exposure things get a second chance to make the rounds, and high-exposure things people have seen before but not today, so it all works out.

But send me your kinky Equius of all stripes, any time. You can even send them directly through Submit instead of Ask if you’re so inclined. Yes, you too, other people who are not Diatomatic.

diatomatic:

Loki: You know you crave subjugation

Equius: D—> MY BODY IS READY

Will someone with artistic talent please draw this ship for me? I will mail you a cool present. I promise. I kind of ship this real hard and have since about 1/4 the way through the Avengers movie. I feel like if they met they would, like, take turns making the other one kneel. And then towel each other off. And then maybe cuddle BUT NEVER TELL ANYONE. Also Loki has horns?!? I DON’T KNOW GUYS.

I cosign this both sincerely and ironically. Also possibly sincerely ironically.

Also I doubt Loki is interested in taking turns and I doubt either of them is concerned by that.

no-sense-of-shame:

last month’s work (‘-‘*)  loki is soooooo beautiful !!! XD

I… On screen this looked kind of silly and fake-tech.  You made it look good. “I’ll be in my bunk” good.

no-sense-of-shame:

last month’s work (‘-‘*)  loki is soooooo beautiful !!! XD

I… On screen this looked kind of silly and fake-tech.  You made it look good. “I’ll be in my bunk” good.

hammer-against-the-ice:

the-gays-of-our-lives:

hamburgerjack:

kuhtaystuff:

twinarmaget-it-on:

ybfan666:

magicbunni:

pwennies:

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick

He’s very open-minded.

Or very open-legged.

wh

Mommy you’re not looking!

“I see you Baby.”
“You’re not looking! Look!”
“I’ll look later. Mommy needs a cocktail.”

Yes. This.

VERY OPEN LEGGED

I still haven’t watched the Thor movie, but this thread finally confirms for me that all the Sleipnir stuff on Tumblr is because fans are mythology freaks, not that Sleipnir miraculously made it into the movie.
Also, PONIES.

hammer-against-the-ice:

the-gays-of-our-lives:

hamburgerjack:

kuhtaystuff:

twinarmaget-it-on:

ybfan666:

magicbunni:

pwennies:

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick

He’s very open-minded.

Or very open-legged.

wh

Mommy you’re not looking!

“I see you Baby.”

“You’re not looking! Look!”

“I’ll look later. Mommy needs a cocktail.”

Yes. This.

VERY OPEN LEGGED

I still haven’t watched the Thor movie, but this thread finally confirms for me that all the Sleipnir stuff on Tumblr is because fans are mythology freaks, not that Sleipnir miraculously made it into the movie.

Also, PONIES.

Thor: Console Loki.

caffeineandcarpaltunnel:

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Now if Banner will just return his death threats

Loki lying on the floor with a stunned expression after being smashed by Hulk.

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Zooming in reveals a small '<3<' (spade) by Loki's head.

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Another zoom-in. Now only Loki's staring eye and the crudely circled spade are showing.

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Only the quadruple-zoomed spade remains in the image.